Category Archives: Wine & Drink

Wine and spirit reviews, cocktail recipes, and more. Channel your inner wine lover or mixologist and join The Johan for a boozy adventure.

Tasting Wine: Riglos Gran Corte 2009, Wine Enthusiast Wine of the Year 2012

Riglos Gran Corte 2009

Up until recently, I had a perfect little secret that I shared only with my wine guy and my friend Tina. It involved a wine, a typical red Bordeaux blend, produced, very atypically, high up in the Argentinian mountains by a small-scale producer called Las Divas Vineyards under the advisory of American wine legend, Paul […]

Henri Boillot 2009 Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru Review

Henri Boillot Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru 2009

Looking for a Henri Boillot 2009 Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru Review and tasting notes? Well, you’ve pretty much come to the right place! But first, let me sing you a love song about some of my two favorite things in life. In my mind, two things more than anything else make life worth living: beautiful women and […]

Rum review: Ron de Jeremy Reserva

ron de jeremy rum

A few weeks ago, I posted a review of Ron de Jeremy – The Original Adult Spiced Rum. I thought I’d done a pretty honest and professional review and posted it happily to the site, only to find out that my research had been rather scarce and had some pretty serious flaws… Hey, assclown? You reviewed […]

Rum review: Ron de Jeremy – The Original Adult Spiced

ron de jeremy rum

Editors note: I fucked up! In my original review, I stated that this was a seven year-old rum and rated it as such. Turns out I’d been falsely informed. Not long after posting, I was contacted by the producer of Ron de Jeremy who set the record straight for me and explained that this was an […]

Over the top: Pear and Sauternes Sorbet

Pear and Sauternes Sorbet

They say that necessity is the mother of invention. I agree in some cases. In other cases, gluttony is the mother of invention. Take my newest original dessert for example: I was busying myself the night before New Year’s poaching some pears in about half a bottle of Sauternes wine for a dessert serving in […]