Review: Baphomet Vodka, Dancing with the Devil at Copenhell

Baphomet Vodka

Ever since I cut my hair and traded most of my band shirts for work shirts, very few people look at me and go: “there goes a metal head!” In fact, very few readers of this blog, save those who know me or those who read my review of Iron Maiden’s The Trooper Beer, would […]

Dealing with leftovers: Cream of leftover asparagus soup

cream of asparagus soup

I have this friend called Malene. She’s a real, little sweetie and all, but she yells at me! Granted, sometimes I deserve it, like if I’m being a total idiot or doing extraordinarily stupid things but other times, I get a feeling she does it f0r kicks. Like this one time, a year or so ago, where I’d […]

White Asparagus, Pata Negra Ham & Champagne Mousseline

white asparagus

If you asked me up front what my favorite thing about spring and early summer is, I’d probably tell you “asparagus… and girls in summer dresses… In no particular order!” Things like grilling, beers on the lawn and seemingly endless nights might come into play as well, but no, I’m pretty sure if you asked […]

Ron de Jeremy Cocktails: The Weird But Wonderful

Weird But Wonderful

Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally invented a cocktail? No? Well, I suppose I should! Let me ask you this then: remember that old saying “alcohol is the mother of invention”? Wait, what do you mean that’s not how it goes? Anyway, it should go that way, many great ideas (and […]

Chicken Pad Thai: A Stir Fry Classic!

Chicken Pad Thai

Hello friends, Johan the food snob here with another installment in the “Let’s try to do things a little more authentically!” series. Let me ask you this: Have you ever wanted to really piss off a Thai person? No? Well, I don’t see why you would want to, but you may still have done so […]